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Reviewcast: Heavy Rain SPOILERCAST

SPOILERS ABOUND in the uncut version of last week’s Reviewcast. If you have beaten Heavy Rain and want to hear us talk about all the spoilery bits, you have come to the right place. If you DON’T want to be SPOILED then you should TURN BACK NOW.

Bullshot! 044 – End of the Year 2010 Part One

Look, we already have the best console game of the year, the best handheld game of the year, the best movie of the year, the best album of the year, and the biggest news story of the year. Time to goto Cabo and take some time off. See you in November!

Reviewcast: Heavy Rain

So do I make a quicktime event joke here? Maybe a “lol, they’re french” joke? I have no idea what to say. I don’t want to spoil anything in the Reviewcast, which tries hard not to spoil the game, so I’ll just say “Baguette”.

Bullshot! 043 – Chest Cross

I have nothing to say about this except that it felt longer. (That’s what she said.) We answered questions, made fun of the french, and solicited invitations to any upcoming summits. Email podcast@fourplayercoop.com with passes, thanks in advance.

Reviewcast: Dante’s Inferno

This game is the most succinct use of the Hell License we have ever seen. I mean, we felt like we were in Hell while we played it. It’s THAT realistic. You may be put off by the badge, but this game does a great job of making you feel like you’re in hell.

Redefining Numbers

“Seven is the average on our scale” is akin to saying “I’m a big dumb idiot and don’t understand math” in my mind. Need more explanation than that? Read on.

Bullshot! 042 – The Prestige

Not since the Wrath of God Episode have we been plagued with the amount of technical issues that besieged us in Episode 42. Going into the editing room was like operating on a multiple gunshot victim, it was a mess in there. But I had to bring it back.

Reviewcast: Bioshock 2

Bioshock didn’t need a sequel. Hell, I would argue that it didn’t want a sequel. But a sequel it got. Now its up to Fish, Plachy, and Aaron to justify why it’s worth your time

Bayonetta

Do you like Devil May Cry? Do you like ridiculous plotlines? How do you feel about Heaven and Hell? Doesn’t matter, she has guns on her shoes and that is really all you need to concern yourself with.

Your Fable 3 Deets Are Ready [Pissed Off Watch]

Peter (of the Molyneux family) promised a few weeks ago that we may become angry at the Fable 3 details he was set to unleash at Microsoft’s X10. Well friends, those details have been revealed, prepare yourself.

There will be no health bar. You you will know you are low on health based on the color [...]