Remember when Red Dead Redemption was coming out on April 27th? Yeah, well guess what!? Not anymore it’s not, and you know what I’m not even going to tell you the new date. I mean, why should I? Who the F do these guys think they are, shuffling release dates around? Yeah, you know what, go find out when it’s coming out on another site. Screw Rockstar, push a game back on me, see what happens.
Hold on, Fish is calling. “Hey Fish, what’s up? Oh, I need to tell them? Reporting the news is my job? Alright, fine.” Red Dead Redemption is in stores May 18th. There, I hope you’re happy.