All the jokes have been made.
Posts Tagged ‘Gearbox’
[NSFW] New Duke Nukem Forever Trailer: Girls, Guns, & Gore
June 3rd, 2011
No Comments
It’s so close we can taste it… again. Gearbox released a new, and hopefully final, trailer for Duke Nukem Forever. The trailer itself is NSFW, but if you know who Duke Nukem is then you probably already knew that. While the Duke has already gone gold, it still seems unreal to think that we’ll finally [...]
Aliens: Colonial Marines Coming ‘Spring 2012′
June 2nd, 2011
No Comments
First there were doll heads, then there were Pulse Rifle Replicas, now there is a “date”. Sometime during the Spring 2012 window, Aliens: Colonial Marines will be coming to Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC. In addition to a date, Gearbox and Sega released the first teaser trailer which, unless you are a fanboy like [...]
Is ‘Aliens: Colonial Marines’ Going To Be At E3?
May 26th, 2011
1 Comment
Kotaku’s Stephen Totilo got some interesting mail today. While most of us would buy a gun if someone sent us a charred doll head, Totilo, as well as any Aliens fan, knows that this is no ordinary charred doll head. This is the charred doll head that Rebecca Jorden (aka Newt) totted around the LV-426 colony [...]
What Is ‘Aliens Infestation’?
May 26th, 2011
1 Comment
Oh Australia, you just can’t keep your mouth shut. A game called Aliens: Infestation was classified yesterday (or maybe it was two days ago – time zones confuse me) by the Australian Government and, as of right now, we don’t know anything about it. As Joystiq has pointed out, Way Forward (the studio responsible for the [...]
Duke Nukem Forever Has Gone Gold
May 24th, 2011
1 Comment
I have spent the last 30 minutes trying to come up with a joke along the lines of “there are few things in this world that I thought I would never type,” but they all came off as cliche and cheesy. This is a pretty big deal to a pretty small amount of people who [...]
First Access Members Get Duke Demo on June 3rd
May 17th, 2011
1 Comment
The news is in the headline folks. On June 3rd, members of the Duke Nukem Forever First Access Club (those who pre-ordered the game, or bought the GOTY version of Borderlands) will be able to download the game’s demo on their console of choice. A little later than we expected, but still nearly 2 weeks [...]
Duke Nukem Forever Demo Possibly Dropping Soon
May 11th, 2011
1 Comment
Believe it or not, we may be awfully close to the release of Duke Nukem Forever; a game that has been in the making longer than a lot of our readers have been alive. People who pre-ordered the game have been promised early access to the demo through the “First Access” program that Gearbox is [...]
Come Get a New Duke Nukem Forever Trailer
April 23rd, 2011
No Comments
To try and make up for the continued delays with Duke Nukem Forever, the powers that be have bestowed a new trailer upon the masses. The ‘Come Get Some’ trailer is here to get you all worked into a frenzy of anticipation for the general debauchery that awaits us. Be warned; this one is NSFW.
Duke Nukem Forever Features Capture the Babe Mode
March 21st, 2011
No Comments
In the past, we’ve always known the wonderfully charismatic Duke Nukem to rescue babes captured by the invading alien hordes. However, his latest outing will have our hero doing the capturing this time. The latest issue of OXM reports that one of the multiplayer modes for Duke Nukem Forever will be Capture the Babe, which [...]